Thanks re: the movie. The [Hebrew Hammer movie] DVD is coming out in late November in time for Hanukkah.

Here are the answers to your questions in order...

>What did the side of his car say?

1) Mordechai Jefferson Carver Certified Circumcised Dick (spelled Phonetically in Hebrew)

>Why the tattoos?

2) Adam owns those tattoos. We were shooting too fast for the makeup girl to cover them up (we wouldn’t be able to get both scenes shot that day if we tried). At first, I made up some jokes within the scene (e.g. They were Henna tattoos, etc), and we actually started shooting that way (as it was a big on-set controversy), but as we started shooting, I realized that since the Hammer was shooting elves and having pre-marital sex, we weren't really following the rules anyway - so that was that...

>Did we miss a lot of good stuff by seeing the censored version on Comedy Central?

3) Yes. You missed a whole lot of funny from the circumcised version. They cut 8 minor things, and bleeped the sh*t out of the movie, making some scenes incomprehensible (Tony Cox's [Jamal, the fired elf] scene is f*cking great, and on comedy central, it sounds like a 4 minute tone was laid over it b/c there was so much swearing). So, please, tell your friends to pick up the DVD - it's a whole lot funnier. There's also going to be a bunch of deleted scenes, a gag reel, commentary, and a bunch of other goodies.

Hope you're well, and thanks again for the support.

Talk to you soon,

Jon [Kesselman, writer and director of The Hebrew Hammer movie]